Review of Titanic

Titanic (1996)
2/10
Sentimental slush, wooden acting
2 December 2005
What a disappointment. So much like the Cameron version that it is a mystery why they bothered to produce it at all. Similar slushy-romance story line about fictional characters, but different ones this time.

No feelings of fear or horror were induced in me it is kind of anodyne, kind of vanilla really despite two men being shot dead (I don't think this really happened, by the way) and a lot of running about. I didn't feel anything for any of the characters. There was so much wooden acting I think Pinnochio might have been in there somewhere. Well, the cast were getting splinters off one another. Lots of staring into space and also lots of corny dialogue - yuk!

The computer generated shots were not a patch on Cameron's - honestly, what on earth was the point of doing this film?
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