Quick recipe for ya...
1) Take 1 cup of a fairly reasonable horror classic.
2) Dump the entire contents of the cup down the sink because you won't be using any of it.
3) Add 3lbs Dawsons-Creek brand teenage drama.
4) Stir in 1 teaspoon incoherent plot, 4 tablespoons bad CGI, and a pinch of token black guy.
5) Sift thoroughly to remove any trace of excitement, coolness, scares, gore, or moments that may hold the viewers interest.
6) Garnish with dog faeces and serve immediately with large steaming platter of "you'll never get your money or time back" rolls.
(Chefs note: better still, disregard this recipe and watch the original, unless you hate the original, in which case, disregard this recipe and watch the original anyway...)
1) Take 1 cup of a fairly reasonable horror classic.
2) Dump the entire contents of the cup down the sink because you won't be using any of it.
3) Add 3lbs Dawsons-Creek brand teenage drama.
4) Stir in 1 teaspoon incoherent plot, 4 tablespoons bad CGI, and a pinch of token black guy.
5) Sift thoroughly to remove any trace of excitement, coolness, scares, gore, or moments that may hold the viewers interest.
6) Garnish with dog faeces and serve immediately with large steaming platter of "you'll never get your money or time back" rolls.
(Chefs note: better still, disregard this recipe and watch the original, unless you hate the original, in which case, disregard this recipe and watch the original anyway...)