I'm coming up on ten thousand seen movies, and I'll usually endure any piece of crap for the sake of film itself, which I love. To study the craftsmanship - sometimes breathtaking, sometimes laughable. To see what hidden levels of narration lies beneath the glossy crust. You know. Bloodrayne is so far one of two movies I could not endure to watch to the end. It was excruciating. I understand fully the critique against Dr Uwe Boll, how that person can even call himself a director is a farce at best. I must shamefully admit that I would have endured the movie if there had been the same protagonists as in the original video game - occult Nazis. (Since Raiders of the lost Ark, they're my favorites as bad guys go.) Now, we're treated to the same level of excellence as your average Buffy TV episode. Or, in the form of continuity, better. If you're considering watching this movie, take a long hard look inside and come to the conclusion it's not worth it. Please? I might even stretch to defending piracy for this one movie. :)
Oh, and the other film I could not endure? Battlefield: Earth with John Travolta.
Oh, and the other film I could not endure? Battlefield: Earth with John Travolta.