Bad....really bad. Should be a great candidate the MST3K.
Mark Hamill gets beat up a lot and turns into a grasshopper at the end -- Hey! You can't do that to Luke Skywalker!!!
Two stars for real quality (because I don't think they intended it to be this bad) but why didn't someone somewhere along the way say...
"Wait a minute guys. Are you sure this is what you want? I mean we've spent several mil on this and...OMIGOD is it bad. We really should rethink this before releasing it. Yeah sure, we got Mark Hamill and JJ Walker for a song, but I don't think that even their "star power" can save this piece of crap. Oh sure, maybe we'll make our investment back on video sales, but DAMN guys, this is really an embarrassing piece of SH*T."
I guess no one had the guts to do so.
Four stars for sheer MST3K-type enjoyment for an average of 3
Enjoy it if you can.
Mark Hamill gets beat up a lot and turns into a grasshopper at the end -- Hey! You can't do that to Luke Skywalker!!!
Two stars for real quality (because I don't think they intended it to be this bad) but why didn't someone somewhere along the way say...
"Wait a minute guys. Are you sure this is what you want? I mean we've spent several mil on this and...OMIGOD is it bad. We really should rethink this before releasing it. Yeah sure, we got Mark Hamill and JJ Walker for a song, but I don't think that even their "star power" can save this piece of crap. Oh sure, maybe we'll make our investment back on video sales, but DAMN guys, this is really an embarrassing piece of SH*T."
I guess no one had the guts to do so.
Four stars for sheer MST3K-type enjoyment for an average of 3
Enjoy it if you can.