As we cut into the putrid flesh of this cinematographic carcase, what do we find? A collection of organs which never quite function together well enough to produce more than a vague titter from the audience. What was anticipated to be rip-roaring fare from the ubiquitous duo, turns out to be little more than a mildly amusing yarn. Can we learn anything from this dissection? Well the film's heart is in the right place, but as for it's brain; there appears to be a lack of wit. The vital juices that should have been coursing through the vessels of the body of this movie were weak. Is there any hope of resuscitation? No, although a TV presentation at some stage might cause a mild blip on the life monitoring equipment. Failing that, intake of a large amount of intoxicating substances might give the observer the impression that this production had life in it. In conclusion then, the 90 minutes of this film's life were less funny than the 3 minute trailer for Scary Movie IV that preceded it.
Review of Alien Autopsy
