Huh? I go on here and expect to see a bunch of bad reviews like for the junk that is ChalkZone, and everyone LOVES this show? What?! This show has got to be the lamest thing to ever vomit itself on to my TV since ChalkSlop. However I won't leave it at that, I will also explain why this show is just plain awful.
This crud is about two dorky twins who claim they're 14 but look about 9, yes nine. Anyway these two little dipsticks for some retarded reason live in a hotel. WTF??? Who lives in a freaking hotel?!?! And they go through the most unbelievable things ever, like they pretend to be the Prince of India. That's like the time I tried to pull off being the President. Anyways I gave this show about 10 episodes to become something more than hideous and it really didn't do much at all.
First off, I've got to say, while this junk might not be worse than ChalkSlop, its writing is much worse. The dialogue is freaking lame. In the 10 episodes I struggled through before throwing a shoe at my TV and never watching it again, I did. Not. Laugh. Once. Period. I couldn't believe how many times I heard the same old ha ha ha recording and every single time I thought, "Lyk oMg tHaTs LyK sO fUnNy! IF YOU'RE 3 YEARS OLD!!!" Here's an example. Character A asks: Why are you wearing that? Character B goes: Cause it looks goooood. Cue recording of preschoolers laughing. WTF???
The plots these dorky...wait, what plots?! Let me save you the time of finding out what is so bad about the story, and just tell you myself:
1. Big event happens to our hotel mooching family! OMG!!!
2. But, like,uh-oh! Heehee! Something has gone very wrong!
3. Dipstick 1 and Dipstick 2 think of an idea to fix this 'problem'! Hooray!
4. Uh-oh! Again! Teehee! They've been caught red-handed!
5. But, awwww! They learn some valuable lesson!
Oh, and by the way, every episode I've ever seen, the 'lesson' is always don't lie. Yes, every single time.
That about wraps it up for my review on this heinous show! But one quick last note: This show really doesn't deserve a star, a shiny star is too good for this show, I just gave it that since IMDb doesn't have a rating for -56578.
This crud is about two dorky twins who claim they're 14 but look about 9, yes nine. Anyway these two little dipsticks for some retarded reason live in a hotel. WTF??? Who lives in a freaking hotel?!?! And they go through the most unbelievable things ever, like they pretend to be the Prince of India. That's like the time I tried to pull off being the President. Anyways I gave this show about 10 episodes to become something more than hideous and it really didn't do much at all.
First off, I've got to say, while this junk might not be worse than ChalkSlop, its writing is much worse. The dialogue is freaking lame. In the 10 episodes I struggled through before throwing a shoe at my TV and never watching it again, I did. Not. Laugh. Once. Period. I couldn't believe how many times I heard the same old ha ha ha recording and every single time I thought, "Lyk oMg tHaTs LyK sO fUnNy! IF YOU'RE 3 YEARS OLD!!!" Here's an example. Character A asks: Why are you wearing that? Character B goes: Cause it looks goooood. Cue recording of preschoolers laughing. WTF???
The plots these dorky...wait, what plots?! Let me save you the time of finding out what is so bad about the story, and just tell you myself:
1. Big event happens to our hotel mooching family! OMG!!!
2. But, like,uh-oh! Heehee! Something has gone very wrong!
3. Dipstick 1 and Dipstick 2 think of an idea to fix this 'problem'! Hooray!
4. Uh-oh! Again! Teehee! They've been caught red-handed!
5. But, awwww! They learn some valuable lesson!
Oh, and by the way, every episode I've ever seen, the 'lesson' is always don't lie. Yes, every single time.
That about wraps it up for my review on this heinous show! But one quick last note: This show really doesn't deserve a star, a shiny star is too good for this show, I just gave it that since IMDb doesn't have a rating for -56578.