Cheers, Bloodzombie77! You're right on the money but maybe too kind.
Limp softcore porno trash, this waste of film and money reminds me Bob Guccione's Caligula, only nowhere near as good. I believe absolutely that just as there are standards that allow you to be a member of the Director's Guild, the Writers' Guild, the Screen Actors' Guild, and Actors' Equity... there should also be standards that allow them to take points away, so that eventually your union card will be revoked for the good of the guild, the industry, and the glorious Homeland. We can start with Sir Ben (who actually seems to be acting, sort of) and work our way down to Michael Madsen who is actually worse, WORSE than Meatloaf. I've seen semi-literate Southern Illinois high school read Shakespeare better than Madsen is able to deliver the overblown but simple-minded verbal dreck that Guinevere Turner "wrote" for him (pull her WGA card and sentence her to life at hard labor teaching English as a second language in rural Albania).
Limp softcore porno trash, this waste of film and money reminds me Bob Guccione's Caligula, only nowhere near as good. I believe absolutely that just as there are standards that allow you to be a member of the Director's Guild, the Writers' Guild, the Screen Actors' Guild, and Actors' Equity... there should also be standards that allow them to take points away, so that eventually your union card will be revoked for the good of the guild, the industry, and the glorious Homeland. We can start with Sir Ben (who actually seems to be acting, sort of) and work our way down to Michael Madsen who is actually worse, WORSE than Meatloaf. I've seen semi-literate Southern Illinois high school read Shakespeare better than Madsen is able to deliver the overblown but simple-minded verbal dreck that Guinevere Turner "wrote" for him (pull her WGA card and sentence her to life at hard labor teaching English as a second language in rural Albania).