"Six Swedes in the Alps" should be enough of a title to get the softcore aficionado into a lather. All those piercing blue skies, stunning mountain backdrops and a bevvy of blonde girlie full-drops....
But wait there. Sadly this is the last and the worst in the "Sechs Swedinnen" series. Despite what you might be led to believe, it does NOT star Brigitte Lahaie and the usual gang. Instead we are treated to a rather motley (and some might say manky) collection of eponymous heroines in various unexciting locations and poses.
There is no erotism at all in this film, and you can feel the twitch of the director's hand wanting to move to hardcore. The lousy and contrived scenes of our Swedish groupies are bizarrely cut with library footage of the Alps (often in different weather conditions). Frankly I would rather have stuck with the Alpine footage and got David Attenborough to narrate. It would have been more exciting than this turkey....
But wait there. Sadly this is the last and the worst in the "Sechs Swedinnen" series. Despite what you might be led to believe, it does NOT star Brigitte Lahaie and the usual gang. Instead we are treated to a rather motley (and some might say manky) collection of eponymous heroines in various unexciting locations and poses.
There is no erotism at all in this film, and you can feel the twitch of the director's hand wanting to move to hardcore. The lousy and contrived scenes of our Swedish groupies are bizarrely cut with library footage of the Alps (often in different weather conditions). Frankly I would rather have stuck with the Alpine footage and got David Attenborough to narrate. It would have been more exciting than this turkey....