Review of Reeker

Reeker (2005)
1/10
It makes you die inside (spoiler inside that could save your life!)
8 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Q: What is the first thing you are told when writing an English essay? A: NEVER end it with it was all just a dream!!!

This has got to be THE worse piece of cinematic vomit ever to be put on general release, please, save yourselves an hour and a half of your life, Don't WATCH IT, the acting? shabby at best, the story? Huh?!?, the plot? Where did they go wrong?!?

The acrid stenchy-man killer smells so bad he himself wears a gas-mask, WHAT? If the south African girl had been Austrailian the ever so pun-tastic line of "you reeker" could have been put into play just to make it even worse, My girlfriend said this was good and I'm thinking of ending things with her as I hated it that much and resent her quite strongly now. If a 5 year old child is given a crayon and told to write a story it would have a more credible plot, story line and probably a better bad guy. The good of the film? oh yeah, nearly forgot, Michael Ironside is in it, briefly. Thumbs down, flush it down the bog, burn it in it's true nature, cover the damn thing in petrol and rid the world of the aptly titled "Reeker"

I would like to give it 0 out of 10 but sadly it's not an option.
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