Review of 9 Songs

9 Songs (2004)
2/10
a pointless waste of time
23 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
The first thing I thought after coming out of the theater was that the filmmakers started making a documentary about Antarctica, gave up partway through, and spliced what they'd filmed onto a sequence of rock concerts and interspersed sex scenes... either that or it was a failed attempt to give some plot to the thing.

The dialogue was so bad it was hilarious, especially when the narrator was trying to be all solemn and meaningful.

Some examples: "Do my nipples feel sore to you? Because they are." "Can we do it just once without a condom?" "No." (end of conversation) "You're BORING." (Gee, what a great relationship they have, right?)
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