Primeval (2007)
1/10
Don't ever see this movie
5 February 2007
As a fan of stupid, cheesy, z grade films that incorporate lots of blood and gore I have VERY low standards for movies. I find just about anything with a bucket of blood to be entertaining, and when I saw a preview for Primeval I thought I was going to get exactly that.

What I figured was that the film would at least have a crocodile eating a bunch of people in a series of gory deaths as the stupid main cast tried to track it down and do whatever.

But no, the film couldn't even deliver on the freakin' premise of a killer crocodile. The croc gets in maybe 3 or 4 kills throughout the movie, and the rest of the movie the main cast is hunted down by evil Africans.

This movie totally blows, don't pay to see it, don't rent it, don't watch it on cable. In fact, ignore that the film was ever created.

How this movie was released into theaters is beyond me.
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