Review of Jensen!

Jensen! (2002– )
1/10
Robert Jensen is a patronising idiot
1 June 2007
The man firmly belongs on a 1980s prank radio show, I doubt it but I hope he reads this. 'In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king'' and this is so true, the quality of Dutch TV is so poor so it is no wonder that the Dutch rave about this inept imbecile. I had the gross misfortune to see this fool patronising two Primordial Dwarfs, it was so sickening to watch this man asking stupid questions to these brave people. The name ''lul'' is Dutch insult (look it up if you must) and this firmly applies to this man, he has the interviewing technique of a horny male rhino chasing a female. He must go home at night, check his bank balance and and widen his eyes in disbelief. Too many people rage on about these instant fame seekers (Idols, Fame Academy, X factor) and how they should work to get to the top, well Jensen has had years to perfect his profession, but he is still a useless figure head for the inept. Get him off TV for the sake of the few intellectuals that scan the Dutch channels. You can see it on the faces of his International guests, they think to themselves ''is he the best that this land has to offer''? He thinks, as do his many viewers, that the guests are worried that he may pull one of his totally non funny pranks, it's not that, they just think he is a total fool. Dutch people please please please, stop trying to be like other people of the world and just try to be yourselves, you cannot rap, you are musically bereft and your TV sucks donkey do and you certainly cannot do American style talk shows, there is only one thing you can compare Jensen to, it's inanimate, it smells and it comes out of the non talking end of a bull.
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