This should be shown to all Safari travelers as a test case in how to deal with the bush. That way there will be less tourists and the lions will have to get back to eating antelope and stuff.
1/ Always give in to the demands of 9 year old boys that need to go to the toilet in private. 2/ To ensure privacy stop in the middle of nowhere and walk into the long grass for said toilet break. 3/ When shooting at charging lions always do it over the shoulder while running away. 4/ Never hot wire cars as the lions think it's unfair. 5/ Pour out last of water to make a pee pot. 6/ Rely on reflections to locate missing keys 7/ Drive like .. well drive like you are being chased by lions .. straight into a ditch 8/ Don't start a fire to bring help. It might screw up your carbon offset balance sheet. 9/ Scream continuously when lions are looking at you. They love it. 10/Rely on strangers to save your ass at the last minute. 11/Worry about stranger danger especially two black guys with knives. 12/Oh and finally diesel causes big explosions. You can always rely on that.
1/ Always give in to the demands of 9 year old boys that need to go to the toilet in private. 2/ To ensure privacy stop in the middle of nowhere and walk into the long grass for said toilet break. 3/ When shooting at charging lions always do it over the shoulder while running away. 4/ Never hot wire cars as the lions think it's unfair. 5/ Pour out last of water to make a pee pot. 6/ Rely on reflections to locate missing keys 7/ Drive like .. well drive like you are being chased by lions .. straight into a ditch 8/ Don't start a fire to bring help. It might screw up your carbon offset balance sheet. 9/ Scream continuously when lions are looking at you. They love it. 10/Rely on strangers to save your ass at the last minute. 11/Worry about stranger danger especially two black guys with knives. 12/Oh and finally diesel causes big explosions. You can always rely on that.