ElijahCSkuggs Review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006 Video)

I like Slaughter, Vomit and Dolls, this is gonna rock!

[1/10 · 29 November 2007]

Wrong! More like this is gonna suck sh!t! I was warned. Plenty of times. But I still had an urge to see Lucifer Valenfart's flick Slaughtering Dolls that Vomit, no, uh, Vomit Dolls Slaughtering. No, that's not right....Slaughtered Vomit Dolls! Yes! I mean, Noooooooo. Booooooo! This piece of crap is just a piece of sh!t. Mainly because it's so ridiculously boring. Anybody hear that track F@ck Frankie on Marilyn Manson's album Smells Like Children? Well if you did, that's almost the only sounding voice you hear. A deep sounding voice. Oh and the voice of the lead chick who likes to repeat she's a whore. She ain't lying. Besides not only being bored out of my mind, I was also pretty steamed...because how boring it all was. The scenes just lasted forever. And the movie felt very repetitive; from the shots of Angela lying on the bed, to her even taking her clothes off. "Oh, there she goes again getting naked and lying on the bed." Even puking onto a brain bored me. The only redeeming thing for me was a dude named Henry in this flick. The dude is seriously a barfing machine. But besides Barf-a-matic Henry, this sucked. For anyone that's curious about seeing this, don't waste your f@cking time.