Review of Hitman

Hitman (I) (2007)
1/10
I'd definitely see it again if they paid me 15 dollars...
10 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
It was dull, it was boring, the acting was terrible, olyphant was not believable, Olga was pretty good, the Scottish guy was sometimes out of sync and T-Bag's (Knepper's) accent was poorly executed and sometimes not even there... The action scenes were okay, the plot was pathetic and somewhat fantastical, everything was preplanned so perfectly, oh i'll give them a key to the church in my briefcase because i definitely know that they'll find me, i'll kill the brother and they'll have the ceremony in that exact church, then i'll wait in the room and get arrested and make my escape... There's a man who thinks ahead. I heard that it was rubbish and what not so i was hopeful that it would be better than I thought but it wasn't... I might be harsh, but it's just a warning to those that could spend their 12 dollars elsewhere... I would wait till it comes out on DVD then hire it on one of those cheap days, one dollar Monday's or something...
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