"The Only Way To Spy" is not a movie. It is a random collection of images shown out of order. To say that it doesn't make sense would be an understatement; any given scene has no connection to the previous or to the next one. There isn't a shred of talent or professionalism to be found in any frame of this picture. I'm surprised that not only it exists, but it also got a video release with a colorful video box cover that makes it look 100 times better than it actually is. It's supposed to be a soft-core action spy comedy: there is no spying, no comedy, very little - and badly filmed - action, and, infrequently, some naked breasts. The busty actress who plays "OO6" is game enough, and with a different cast and crew around her, she could have been the lead in a genuinely sexy spy spoof.
My first "0 stars" rating in 2007!
My first "0 stars" rating in 2007!