1) Steal the storyline of an upcoming American film. Something big-blockbuster. Make sure you change the title just enough to avoid those pesky copyright infringement lawsuits.
2) Get an actor who is washed up so you can put his name on the DVD cover. Keep William Katt and Bruce Boxleitner on speed dial.
3) Use special effects of YouTube quality. Lots of hungry waifs wanting to show off their stuff.
4) Film you movie in some small town and reuse the same sets over and over again.
5) Pad the movie with pointless action scenes.
6) Have a good time.
Okay, this wasn't a bad film for the Asylum, but it's pretty crappy overall. Of course, since the Alien v. Predator movies sucked pretty bad, it wasn't like they were painting a beard on the Mona Lisa.
2) Get an actor who is washed up so you can put his name on the DVD cover. Keep William Katt and Bruce Boxleitner on speed dial.
3) Use special effects of YouTube quality. Lots of hungry waifs wanting to show off their stuff.
4) Film you movie in some small town and reuse the same sets over and over again.
5) Pad the movie with pointless action scenes.
6) Have a good time.
Okay, this wasn't a bad film for the Asylum, but it's pretty crappy overall. Of course, since the Alien v. Predator movies sucked pretty bad, it wasn't like they were painting a beard on the Mona Lisa.