If you didn't believe we were on the far end of the downhill slope, this 'film' would utterly change your mind. It is grease on the rails of the rocket sled to oblivion.
Now, don't get me wrong, there is a time and place for black, 'gross-out', or just plain stupid humor. This film is disgusting, but not in the way you think. Well, it is disgusting in the way you think. But that's not what's truly offensive about this filth. The offense here is the fact that this unimaginative, derivative, terribly cast and acted, horridly written, badly shot, intelligence-raping load of sub-direct-to-video effluence exists. Any one of those negative attributes alone in a film could be overlooked. But in this unholy vision they all exist at once, permeating every frame. I'm sure there are other things wrong with it as well, but my eyes began bleeding profusely after about 30 minutes and my psyche fractured not soon after, which is why I cannot describe this movie in more specific terms as I've blocked it from memory except for the above impressions. I assume that I didn't finish it, since I awoke some hours later in the fetal position in a dark corner of the garage. I would guess that if you checked the original negative you would find the edges blackened and singed - an indicator of its infernal origins.
This is the Anti-Film. I pray that you do not see it. And if you do, I pray for your soul for surely nobody connected with the creation of this 'movie' has one.
Now, don't get me wrong, there is a time and place for black, 'gross-out', or just plain stupid humor. This film is disgusting, but not in the way you think. Well, it is disgusting in the way you think. But that's not what's truly offensive about this filth. The offense here is the fact that this unimaginative, derivative, terribly cast and acted, horridly written, badly shot, intelligence-raping load of sub-direct-to-video effluence exists. Any one of those negative attributes alone in a film could be overlooked. But in this unholy vision they all exist at once, permeating every frame. I'm sure there are other things wrong with it as well, but my eyes began bleeding profusely after about 30 minutes and my psyche fractured not soon after, which is why I cannot describe this movie in more specific terms as I've blocked it from memory except for the above impressions. I assume that I didn't finish it, since I awoke some hours later in the fetal position in a dark corner of the garage. I would guess that if you checked the original negative you would find the edges blackened and singed - an indicator of its infernal origins.
This is the Anti-Film. I pray that you do not see it. And if you do, I pray for your soul for surely nobody connected with the creation of this 'movie' has one.