2/10
MasoChristic Massacre
17 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
If you liked "Blood Freak", you definitely must see this. Though "Blood Freak" did have a storyline, this is pure poorly conceived Christian Fundamentalist propaganda delivered in shameless horror exploitation through the use of vignettes and highly unlikely scenarios.

The "film", or rather 52 minutes of disjointed segments of holy-debauchery is centered around Reverend Pirkle giving a sermon about the horrors of Communism invading the country. This man, can be seen on Youtube in "The Believer's Heaven" discussing the mathematical dimensions of heaven, "yet no mind can conceive of it's properties", while telling his heavenly flock "That everyone will own a mansion, and not have to pay for it". With IFTYWWHD, Rev. Pirkle states that his vignettes are based off true stories in Russia, Cuba and China. But, when one sees the bodies of murdered, bloody, Christian Children, plain as day laying about in the streets, it makes one wonder if these facts are a little stretched-out. Weren't Stalin and Mao a little more discrete about executing people?

As you've probably heard elsewhere, Pirkle tells his flock that the Communists can take over the country in less than fifteen-minutes, but God can defend the USA against Communism only if there is a huge revival, while at the same time he presents them with scenarios of Christians getting murdered because they refuse to give up the faith. Of course the Communists didn't invade, and he never really explained how God will defend the USA. In hindsight this looks like a fantasy dreamed up by boastful fundamentalists who like to imagine themselves being persecuted and tortured for keeping the faith-- how masochistic!

Keep a look out for the actors in the vignettes, you'll see the same faces in the congregation!

You must see this film, more hilarious than any Jack T. Chick tract!
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