Dirty Cop No Donut (1999 Video)
3/10
shockumentary?
12 May 2010
I will say it again. if you are hunting OOP's or rare items first visit sell outs or flea markets. This movie is only available on VHS even as it was once released on DVD but to find a copy you will have to search real hard. I did and found it, again, at a sell out of a video store. Dutch subs available. As we see in the beginning it was so called filmed in a documentary style. It is how some cops are doing their illegal work. Only at the end, after 80 minutes, you see that a director and actors were involved. But you could guess that after a few seconds into the movie. It is all filmed on ultra low budget, so no effects are used. Again, no gore is involved I can even say that just one scene contains blood but it has been blurred...It is funny to see what could happen when a cop goes nuts but 80 minutes is way too long. Because it's all talking and almost no action it bores after a while. There is also a bit of nudity in it but overall if you could catch a copy just watch it for what's it worth. Don't think you will see horror or brutality, it's just fun.

I have to review one of his other flicks,

Yes, the title says it all. In fact I won't review Bizarre Lust Of A Sexual Deviant but the so-called sequel to that flick, Chlororformed Too: They Made Her Sleep. Haven't seen BLOASD I can't say if it was bad but the sequel is utterly bad.

The sequel to BLOASD, Chlororformed Too:They Made Her Sleep explores a strange fetish through a thriller storyline. Three women discover that their boss is cheating on his taxes, and decide to blackmail him. They break into his house to search for evidence, little aware that the boss and his strange associate are waiting for them. One-by-one, the duo assaults each woman, using chloroform to knock her out and molest her, taking pictures the whole time. And that's it. The whole flick goes on and on of taking pictures of the three women. There isn't really anything to see, some do show a bit of a tittie but they were in fact not what we would call beauties. The taking of the pictures goes on and on and nothing else happens until the final 2 minutes were suddenly out of the blue a white haired beauty lays full frontal before the camera. A plot-hole because nothing is explained were she did came from.

Due being a turkey and just was available back then on VHS and is now OOP it is very difficult to find a copy. It do goes around in the era of ultra bad movie collectors because Tim Ritter was involved as an executive producer. Ritter is known for directing bad flicks himself maybe the most known Dirty Cop No Donut (1999).

Why I have put my review here is because this flick isn't anywhere to find on film databases. Not even on IMDb! There are more flicks out about Chloroforming girls, it's a weird kind of business and for some even a fetish. None of the actors are known for me although the acting was really bad...

Gore 0/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 0/5 Story 0/5 Comedy 0/5
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