Vampires Suck (2010)
1/10
I felt like I was sitting through the first two twilight films again but with more CRAP added in
11 July 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, here's my review It was basically the EXACT SAME TWILIGHT MOVIES only condensed into an hour + 20 and with a bunch of LAME jokes (celebrity references, pop culture references, fart jokes, unfunny sex jokes) and really it didn't seem to make fun of twilight the only thing that really made fun of it was how "Becca" acted just like Kristin Stewart and Jacob "contract" line and then the ending. The ending was so stupid. Instead of italy they're at a prom and Ed+Bella get engaged and he "supposedly" turns her into a vampire but then edward is killed by a buncha Jacob fans and the movie ends.

So, I really can't compare it to the others, it felt like THE EXACT SAME THING as twilight with the SAME camera angles and SAME music only with Aaron/Jason unfunny humor. Not ONCE did I laugh, but nor did I laugh with any of their other films.

final verdict, not sure what rating to give this, it just felt like a very long youtube video (Ive seen better actually) and it looks like twilight fans are actually gonna enjoy it more than non-twilight fans, so sorry.
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