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First of all, this film is shot in such beautiful Eastmancolor, where reds look like candied apples, the greens have a luscious forestry about them and the blues are so vivid. Just like the Disney films of the late 50's-60's. The beginning of this film had some very beautiful shots of a forest, with a babbling brook running down the middle of it. It starts out like a Disney True Live Adventure!
Second of all, this film is SO innocent! If admiring a woman's figure is "immoral", then every single male I know (and some females as well) are condemned to H E double Toothpicks! All Teas does is go around and takes in the eye candy that seems to be on every street corner & waiting room in his neighborhood. (I need to live there as well!)
Note: He DOES seem a lil voyeuristic, but so are we (We're watching this film, aren't we?)
This film is shot so tastefully, I believe a male might get more excited coming out of an art exhibit. There is, like 30 seconds of frontal nudity, and you may see a girl's behind for about 30 seconds at the most. Even the hokey Jazz band/Marching cadence sounds like a cross between a New Orleans Jazz combo & Peter & the Wolf! (The part of Mr. Teas will be portrayed by the Clarinet!)
(Parts of the music are actually more "lecherous" then the action on screen!)
If ever there were such thing as a "family friendly skin flick", this is it.
This is SO nonthreatening, I believe they could show this film to junior high school students! You'll find more "immorality" in Jersey Shore or hip-hop videos.
Now, the film as a viewing experience, it was fun Laughable. But thank God it was only 63 minutes long. Any longer and this film would have me fast asleep.
First of all, this film is shot in such beautiful Eastmancolor, where reds look like candied apples, the greens have a luscious forestry about them and the blues are so vivid. Just like the Disney films of the late 50's-60's. The beginning of this film had some very beautiful shots of a forest, with a babbling brook running down the middle of it. It starts out like a Disney True Live Adventure!
Second of all, this film is SO innocent! If admiring a woman's figure is "immoral", then every single male I know (and some females as well) are condemned to H E double Toothpicks! All Teas does is go around and takes in the eye candy that seems to be on every street corner & waiting room in his neighborhood. (I need to live there as well!)
Note: He DOES seem a lil voyeuristic, but so are we (We're watching this film, aren't we?)
This film is shot so tastefully, I believe a male might get more excited coming out of an art exhibit. There is, like 30 seconds of frontal nudity, and you may see a girl's behind for about 30 seconds at the most. Even the hokey Jazz band/Marching cadence sounds like a cross between a New Orleans Jazz combo & Peter & the Wolf! (The part of Mr. Teas will be portrayed by the Clarinet!)
(Parts of the music are actually more "lecherous" then the action on screen!)
If ever there were such thing as a "family friendly skin flick", this is it.
This is SO nonthreatening, I believe they could show this film to junior high school students! You'll find more "immorality" in Jersey Shore or hip-hop videos.
Now, the film as a viewing experience, it was fun Laughable. But thank God it was only 63 minutes long. Any longer and this film would have me fast asleep.