Review of R.S.V.P.

R.S.V.P. (I) (2002)
1/10
No gore, no violence, no sex...what's the point???
1 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
A college student invites a bunch of his friends to a going away party for a friend. Unknown to them he has already killed the guest of honor, hidden the body in a trunk and is going to kill everybody else. Yup--it's a ripoff of "Hitchcock's "Rope" with a boring twist.

I saw this on FEARnet out of idle curiosity. It has Quinn (who I always liked) in his last feature film and Jason Mewes who can be amusing. Unfortunately this is a boring, stupid "horror" movie which has the villain cracking non-stop bad jokes while killing people. There's next to no violence (almost all the killings are done off camera), VERY little blood or gore and no sex or nudity at all! It's mostly long, boring pointless conversations between uninteresting characters with LOUD lousy music blaring. The only clever or original thing about this was the playing of classical music during the killings. Lousy acting too. Not worth watching at all. Skip this one.
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