Wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and a completely implausible and unoriginal plot.
For example: "I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your badge and your gun until we clear things up. I'm sorry."
Given a second star because the photography and lighting met today's general standards, although without any particular effort on the part of the director of photography to strive for any originality or aesthetic quality.
A stinkeroo. A doggie turd painted gold.
You've been warned.
For example: "I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your badge and your gun until we clear things up. I'm sorry."
Given a second star because the photography and lighting met today's general standards, although without any particular effort on the part of the director of photography to strive for any originality or aesthetic quality.
A stinkeroo. A doggie turd painted gold.
You've been warned.