Review of Milf

Milf (2010 Video)
2/10
Awfully boring
26 November 2011
Warning: Spoilers
My friend recently lent me his DVD collection. It had been a long time since I had watched an adult comedy and I have never watched a movie with the whole premise based on this concept. So I gave this movie a shot with low expectations and as soon as the movie opened, I knew this would be cheesy and crass. But hey, what adult comedy isn't cheesy! So it was a low budget movie. Turns out its just like every other adult movie where the leads sole purpose is to get lucky. I just hoped it would give me some decent laughs.

So there is this group of four college nerds, who have probably never been laid in their life (except for Anthony), who discover that its easier to bait sexy older women into having sex with them, rather than having their hopes dashed by girls of their own age. Anthony has a huge crush on his best friend, Brandon's mom and one day he walks in on her when she is naked. To make things right with Brandon, he promises to do anything he asks of him. Brandon, while having his eyes set on another chick his age, also gets into a friends-with-benefits kind of situation with Anthony's mom. He hides this fact from everyone else and the movie tries to make you laugh from the ridiculous acts of these four guys.

There are many clichés normally associated to this genre. They could have pulled off a good movie if the writers had any brains. It seemed like it was written by horny teenagers. The women actors are all basically just porn stars out to make a quick buck in their spare time and the movie portrays all older women as sex maniacs who would jump into bed with just about any guy. Never once did this movie actually manage to be entertaining or had a proper story. I didn't enjoy the movie and it made no sense most of the time. I barely laughed, no, just smirked at a few scenes and ended up playing the movie at 1.5x-2x speeds.

Anthony's 'acting' and God, his eyes and voice made me want to kill him and burn myself! The two other friends, an English and a Latin guy, at first, came off as blundering idiots, which they are, but as the movie progressed I didn't hate them as much as I thought I would. The only one with any acting ability was Brandon (Jack Cullison) whose character isn't fleshed out (not that I was expecting any kind of good writing) and is wasted in the movie. There is gratuitous nudity and surprisingly, not much crass humor. Even then, the movie is very boring with atrocious writing and acting. If you want to watch sexy older naked women, might I suggest the next level in adult entertainment! It has much better acting and is more enjoyable than this garbage.

2/10
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