After finishing this movie, I cried. That's it; I actually cried. I was in physical pain.
It's like watching "A Serbian Film," not for the gauntlet of its obscenity, but its sheer badness.
Bruce Payne is at least competent as usual in his role as the smarmy villain. Besides that, there are literally no redeeming qualities. The acting is terrible. The plotting is painful. There is no climax; there is no real tension; there is no movie. Philip J Jones has succeeded in creating the anti-movie.
In this otherwise auspicious of nights, I have suffered far worse than any man should. Save yourself; do not watch this movie.
It's like watching "A Serbian Film," not for the gauntlet of its obscenity, but its sheer badness.
Bruce Payne is at least competent as usual in his role as the smarmy villain. Besides that, there are literally no redeeming qualities. The acting is terrible. The plotting is painful. There is no climax; there is no real tension; there is no movie. Philip J Jones has succeeded in creating the anti-movie.
In this otherwise auspicious of nights, I have suffered far worse than any man should. Save yourself; do not watch this movie.