louis_cypherr Review of Angry Nazi Zombies

Angry Nazi Zombies (2012)

wow.... i was blown away, unfortunately not in a good way though

[2/10 · 8 November 2012]

firstly, before i start, let me just state that I'm always willing to give anything a chance when it comes to horror movies, especially Nazi zombie horrors. the majority i would say are pretty bad, but every now & again you get a treat (dead snow for example). so when i sat down with this DVD, which was bought for me by a very close friend for my birthday, i was prepared and open minded for any outcome, good or bad. so i put my son to bed, grabbed a nice big cold Pepsi, some sweets, put my slippers on, & sat down to watch it. what i wasn't expecting was for my mind to literally wander & start glancing around the room subconsciously. so i started it again & tried really hard to concentrate. for 3 short stories, at least 1 of them should be interesting, yes? well, no, they weren't. & considering each story has about 30 minutes to get its point across, i wasn't expecting there to be a scene of someone just talking for roughly 15 minutes of it, without it adding much to the plot. id like to think I'm pretty fair, & i always give the benefit of the doubt, so kudos to the director(s) & writer(s) for putting it together, but honestly, this could've been a million times better. the storys were weak, acting terrible, effects were bad, filming was pretty shoddy etc. I'm not bashing the people who made it, i've never made a film so who would i be to judge or criticise? but it was pretty bad, not even the old 'so-bad-its-good' kind of bad (which is my usual preference), just literally bad. i watched creepshow 3 the following night, then when i was reading about creepshow 3, with a 2.7 rating, & seeing everyones hatred for it, i was thinking it wasn't actually that bad, considering the mental endurance i'd been through the night before with Nazi zombie death tales (which has got a 4 out of 10, somehow). i was coming to IMDb to rate this, thinking the most it deserved is a 1 out of 10, but i gave it a 2, just because of the people who made it actually making a film. i hope at least somebody who sees this likes it, just for the sake of the creators, but i certainly didn't, & i cant think of anybody who would. i hope if i ever make a film, at least 1 person would like it, otherwise i'd feel like i've failed, so if anybody who was involved in making this film ever reads this, id like to say well done for actually going about making a film, i'd buy you a pint for your efforts. but sorry, this is not good in anyway i could see, i hope now you've got a bit of experience now you could make something better next time, & il give it a shot for you if it helps, as id like to think I'm just an average bloke who loves all kinds of horrors. so well done, but its pretty sh*t.