I came in expecting bad and man was it pretty bad. I had my fair share of disturbing and strange films from all around the world but this one certainly makes one of the top on my list. It's about a lawyer who plays a double life of good guy attorney during the day and sadistic asshole at night. On a hunting trip literally behind his house, he finds a feral woman living in the woods. He captures her and somehow convinces his family into "civilizing" her because it is right thing to do. And what better way to do it than to chain her up in the cellar and sexually abuse her. Oh yeah, it's also kind of hard to believe that this woman spent years in the woods without realizing that there is a whole farm next to cave she lives in. Let's skip a little to the gory scenes which we usually love about the horror movies. So the abused daughter (assumed impregnated by her sick father) frees this woman in an attempt to save her teacher who is being fed to dogs and surprise! Another feral woman being kept in a doghouse. The first feral grabs what looks to be a 2x4 or a rectangular piece of steel and manages to chop the abusive father's son right in half!! Can this get cheesier? Oh yes, it can! She then turns her attention towards the father, plunges her fist into the man's chest, lifts him off the ground, and pulls out what I'm assuming is his heart (even though it's not beating) and eats it while he dies. Sigh. There are all kinds of things wrong that I would love to chat about but if you like, you should check it out for yourself and come back and write a bad review like I am now. The film's director was obviously trying to create something unique and different but it's definitely no "Martyrs". After watching this movie, I felt like I would have been a lot more entertained watching a cheesy Mike Bay film.
Review of The Woman
