I just wanted to tell people about the AWFUL "Machete Kills." I did really enjoy the first film and it had some impressive visual gags, creative kills and was fun to watch.
Then came this absolute piece of CRAP. There were 4 people in the cinema, and I did not hear one laugh the entire film (The trailer for "Bad Grandpa" got more laughs).
Ill point out some terrible points about the movie. Machete goes from one fight scene to the next with virtually a different cameo actor in each scene (After about an hour your begging for it to end). The scenes are boring, uncreative and mainly repetitive.
After about 85 minutes through the movie (where it clearly should have ended) I got out my phone and found out the film still had a good half an hour left.
Both myself and my friend left the cinema. It wasn't because of the cheesy violence, its because it was downright boring.
Then came this absolute piece of CRAP. There were 4 people in the cinema, and I did not hear one laugh the entire film (The trailer for "Bad Grandpa" got more laughs).
Ill point out some terrible points about the movie. Machete goes from one fight scene to the next with virtually a different cameo actor in each scene (After about an hour your begging for it to end). The scenes are boring, uncreative and mainly repetitive.
After about 85 minutes through the movie (where it clearly should have ended) I got out my phone and found out the film still had a good half an hour left.
Both myself and my friend left the cinema. It wasn't because of the cheesy violence, its because it was downright boring.