Supervolcano (2005 TV Movie)
1/10
Sharkano or I'm Too Good for TV Movies
14 December 2013
Sort of like an above grade soap opera. Extremely earnest with deeply furrowed brows and all that. The simple truth is that I'm too good for TV movies, they are beneath me. I should only watch "professional" movies and even then it's pretty hit & miss.

The lead guy, dude man, I dunno, I just wasn't buying it, especially after he appeared to have been dipped in a vat of silicone grease which I think was supposed to look like sweat but was way more gross than that and hard to stomach the visual while I was snacking during the movie. And the female big cheese, maybe FEMA director or some such important post, she looked very rough after just a couple days of volcanic activity. Not the fresh faced hottie I would have preferred.

So the movie definitely has the flavor of boiled cabbage. I'd rather watch a straight documentary/science show like they used to have on The Learning Channel before they stuffed it with trash like 1000 Ways To Get Your Head Caught In A Toilet Bowl And Die. Or is that the History Channel, I forget.
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