The Boneyard (1991)
1/10
Breathtakingly dull
27 September 2014
I was almost an hour in and gave up. This is without a doubt one of the dullest, unnecessarily loquacious, poorly edited, and cripplingly paced movies I've seen in any genre, let alone horror/comedy. If it got better, I didn't care.

There is only one good scene in the first half, and that is when Alley encounters the dead child. That's it.

The score by John Lee Whitener is pretty good, despite the already clichéd delay-fall-away sounds. Either he vowed to never work on another film after this or changed his name.

So, in sum, not remotely funny, not remotely scary...reach for the remote.
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