Review of Blood Widow

Blood Widow (2014)
2/10
Slasher Porn
28 September 2014
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is typical, nothing new or creative slasher porn, with a female Jason Vorhees and uninteresting victims. It seems more like a demo flick for a makeup FX company than a real film.

"Wow, did you see what we did there with that totally implausible Disembowling scene?"

"Yes, that would have been awesome if I actually cared about the character."

So I can say that the slasher babe actually is hamming it up a bit and she makes her character kind of creepy, but at the end of the day, you don't care about any of the 11 or so people she kills, so what?

There's a whole subplot about the guy who wants a party house and the girl who just wants to settle down (by buying a house it takes 90 minutes to get to?) and a few of the typical clichés in modern horror movies like "Oh, the Cell Phones don't work!"
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