Torrente 5 (2014)
1/10
Trash
12 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Trash, just that . A waste of the time of everyone involved in the making of this crap, a waste of the time of everyone who's ever gonna watch it. How can i explain how bad this movie is? It's offensively bad. This movie tells to your face that you are a dumb idiot and now you gonna watch what you deserve. I can't ,you should watch it to understand what a vomit turd it is. Except you should never watch it. Never ever. Some idiot gets out of prison and then decides to make a spoof of Ocean's Eleven going across every tiresome raunchy comedy cliché and doing it wrong at that. At one point the joke i that one man finds more attractive a fat old transvestite looking woman than a pretty slim one. Another joke is that an idiot seems to go down on Alec Baldwin but no, he was just picking up a wire. This $hit for what seemed to be 3 hours , but is probably one and a half or something like that. I don't care to look for the actual run time. This movie made me angry and embarrassed at the same time. I was like ashamed to be in the movie theater.
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