In the 1950s or 60s, we would have gone to a drive-in and laughed ourselves sick over an inept teenagers-in-the-woods-who-do-everything-wrong movie such as this one. Now, it's not funny, just inept. Trite, overly long, and mind-numbingly boring, I was rooting for the aliens all the way. It never struck me that anyone would attempt to film anything like this in 2014 (unless it were a satire, of course). OK, it's not of Ed Woods Caliber (I never thought the aliens were made out of rubber), but it really tries. Some of the actors seem to have attended the if-I-scream-loud-enough-someone-might-take-it-for-real-acting school. There were few surprises; most of the time I could easily guess what was going to happen in the scene. (I suppose you can add a few stars if you're heavily into profanity.)
Review of Extraterrestrial
