1/10
Dreadful... Read this quickly and then go find something else to watch
21 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
A quick summary of this utter monstrosity:

0-10 minutes: OMG (insert celebrity) is away, let's go rob his/her house. Look at all this stuff! Let's go to the club. Trying on various items the next day

10-20 minutes: OMG (insert celebrity) is away, let's go rob his/her house. Look at all this stuff! Let's go to the club. Trying on various items the next day

20-30 minutes: OMG (insert celebrity) is away, let's go rob his/her house. Look at all this stuff! Let's go to the club. Trying on various items the next day

30-40 minutes: OMG (insert celebrity) is away, let's go rob his/her house. Look at all this stuff! Let's go to the club. Trying on various items the next day

40-45 minutes: "I'm starting to get worried about being caught." "Shut up, you dork."

45-55 minutes: "I'm leaving because I miss my Dad. Bye."

55-65 minutes: Search warrants and arrest.

65-70 minutes: Court case blah blah blah you've been charged blah blah blah

70-the end: Err... a lot of crying... and cameras and stuff... there isn't really any footage of them being in jail. The movie ends with a cheesy, confusing, and pointless anecdote from Emma Watson.

So there you have it: this movie summed up in a few quick points. Guys, if you're here for Emma Watson, just save yourself the time and just go for an image search like everyone else. Girls, you might enjoy the various handbags and shoes that get some screen time, but I would strongly advise you to just watch something else... especially if you want to see a good movie as well as various handbags and shoes.

Overall: 9/100
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