Baby (I) (2015)
3/10
Please don't trust the ratings and get carried away like me!!
26 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Seriously what??? How can a movie so pathetic and senseless as this, be rated so high? For people who think my statement is nonsense, lets look at the facts

If the Hero can provide logical answer to these questions i will take my statement back

1. Why was akshay kumar in police custody in Istanbul, never explained. And he was sent there to rescue a agent who was in captivity, sounds reasonable, but what is the plan? Ah yes, jut go with one pistol and start shooting right on their face, i mean come on, you gotta give the thugs some respect, also if you believe you just have to kill the officer in captivity don't't you think you could've just used a sniper and then come back with the whole cavalry of Istanbul police to round up the gangsters? iam just saying, wouldn't that be sensible enough? Oh i forgot again you've send Mr.Invincible, alright then!

2. Why on earthAkshay is on a Poker face for the entire movie, i mean even when he slaps the minister's PA, which was supposed to be funny. I see the movie never wants you to slip into lighter mood, but still he looks utterly ridiculous when there is no modulation in his talks and looks more like a robot than anything else.

3. Was it a mandatory rule to have 2 kids and a hot wife for the hero when their screen time was less than 5 minutes? Did the casting director get a rise on his salary for casting these extras? Also for a cop who never calls his wife when he is arriving home his wife hardly act surprised let alone scared when someone was in the room all by himself.

4. So a kid who goes for a training camp with the terrorists walk right into your office to give you details and leaves? That's it, i call that utter bullshit, for all you know he might lead you somewhere else as advised by his boss and make his move in another part of the city, don't you at least send some men to servile him. How do you know he gave all the information that he has to? Why go after another Muslim leader and beat him to death to know the address of just one more guy? Shouldn't you have had a tail on this kid and then you could unveil even more, why is nobody in this movie works on a common sense? Also, if there was militant training given to some local then wouldn't someone alert the group leader that there is a black sheep and at least kill that person instantly.

5. So you knew about this Muslim leader head was into something, but never had got into his area for interrogation, unless a kid tells you to? What kind of cop are you. Also you choke someone to death and then walk away threatening him about his illegal acts going public in front of thousands and thousands of his followers who would give their life upon his wink of a eye

6. Here we have another lead who we can kill for the heck of it. And we walk to his vicinity without checking for any bombs, supplies or his backup. So you start shooting people as you enter and will never ever get shot at, there are no snipers protecting the militant, so you just walk in without knowing anything about all these and as the script suggests, you walk into his room armed threatening him to be killed and then ask some dumb-ass to arrest him and you walk away from the crime scene, so that he could detonate a bomb? I think you knew this coming didn't you?

7. The laptop of villain must be made of military grade non blast-able metal, because it was with him during the blast and yet managed to open and show some pictures of another villain, remarkable

8.One of the stupendous use of the artist Kay Kay Menon. He was asked hyped to be a big shot. Also for a dangerous thug he has been portrayed you transfer him to court on a vehicle which is similar to junkyard crap. The jailbreak of the convict was quite useless, his allies might as well killed him, when pushing the vehicle off the bridge. Just one convoy and 3 policemen, perfect recipe for failure.

9. From here on, the movie movies to infinite ways of ludicrous stunts taken in various parts of world, Butan, a dessert in Saudi wherein all the conversations happen in front on a open window in a huge hotel and that is exactly where hero plants the camera. Also please akshay don't make jokes with poker face, look like a guy who is suffering from constipation. And from thereon moves to Chennai, wonder why they chose it, must be a roadway from Saudi or it should be closer to Saudi i guess

10. Anupam Kher has one line in this movie to remember "I will not work with him" which surely means he will stay with him until the end. All of a sudden he develops love for hero and stays with during what could be called a adverse times The only scene i liked was when akshay kumar was stabbed, but alas he doesn't die and you know why by now. I could ramble on and on about this useless movie, but iam sure iam too late to stop many movie goers who have already liked this movie for reasons i don't want to know.

Movie with absolutely no sense of direction and clearly predictable plots. A thorough waste of time
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