atterack Review of The Blood Lands

The Blood Lands (2014)

Die Die Die, don't f**king watch, pour gas in eyes, light match

[1/10 · 22 August 2015]

nooooooooooooooooooo, waste of time, can not stress that enough, some reviews state it is good but i think they were by the writer, either that or we were not watching the same movie, it assumes too much, i found excitement in watching my coffee brew afterwards, apparently i need 10 lines to tell how bad it was,um? this sucks, the scrip for the movie was not even ten lines, i think they should have shot it with a poleroid to save on film, some things you can do with your time (and god forbid money) are roll in jam and sit on an ant hill, eat ground glass, visit the Alabama culture museum, burn your money, burn your TV, learn to play the piano, buy legos and step on them, cover your gentiles in bees, stick golf balls up your rectum, or just watch something else, the only 2 hours i wont waste the time to fight to get back, 1.5 for the movie and .5 to write this review