5/10
Horrible horror
9 September 2015
This could very well have been a nightmare I had from watching way too much Eurotrash this month:

There's a castle chocked full of the twisted rich, an inheritance, a family curse, a dying matriarch, her young nurse, her greedy son, a mute servant, a sinister housekeeper and sundry other folk, all of whom have secrets. The old lady keeps her husband's corpse in a secret room, the mute's into blow-up sex dolls and tries to rape the nurse, and the son's screwing the housekeeper when he's not presiding over a band of devil worshippers (consisting of many "citizens above suspicion") who want to sacrifice the nurse and drink her blood. Oh, and he's got a step-brother (director George Martin) chained in a dungeon like THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK. It's lunatic sh!t for sure but the sex & savagery is kept to a PG-13 minimum, alas, and low budget aside, there's no excuse for not having blood on a knife when it's pulled from a victim. Another case of what could have been.
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