Yes, this movie exists. Really. It has people in it, and things happen in it. And it's an insult to Jaws 4, which isn't a very good movie, but it's miles ahead of this one. Some nitwits with far too much time (and apparently alcohol) on their hands in Ufa, in the Republic of Bashkortostan, in south central Russia, near Kazakhstan, came up with this putrid Jaws satire, obviously titled after the joke in Back To The Future part II, and obviously filmed on someone's cell phone. And allegedly on a budget of 100 Rubles, which, as of this writing, converts to exactly US$1.62.
Absolutely worthless, this opens with poor cell phone-quality shots of people in a lake being swallowed whole by a caricature of a shark, superimposed over the footage. There's not even stock footage of a shark, just this stupid caricature. The shark caricature can attack those on land, jump through the air to get people by surprise, attack some Russian cupcake on her driveway, and even get some guy on the toilet.
This could be taken as a satire of the declining quality of Jaws sequels, and sequels in general, but yet there is no discernible plot or story, and it never climaxes, so much as it just stops after 58 excruciating minutes, followed by five minutes of closing credits. Even with a run time of only 63 minutes, there is a lot of padding, with one goofball stumbling through the woods for more than eleven minutes before the shark caricature and terrible blood splatter effects get him, and several scenes of a Russian watching Putin on television for several minutes at a time.
But I wonder how long it will be before some village idiot will give this ten stars and say it's the greatest movie ever, without really having watched it? Or how long will it take until that worthless little troll with two accounts rates down my comment, and any other comment he/ she finds on this page? "0 out of 2 people found this comment useful".
Absolutely worthless, this opens with poor cell phone-quality shots of people in a lake being swallowed whole by a caricature of a shark, superimposed over the footage. There's not even stock footage of a shark, just this stupid caricature. The shark caricature can attack those on land, jump through the air to get people by surprise, attack some Russian cupcake on her driveway, and even get some guy on the toilet.
This could be taken as a satire of the declining quality of Jaws sequels, and sequels in general, but yet there is no discernible plot or story, and it never climaxes, so much as it just stops after 58 excruciating minutes, followed by five minutes of closing credits. Even with a run time of only 63 minutes, there is a lot of padding, with one goofball stumbling through the woods for more than eleven minutes before the shark caricature and terrible blood splatter effects get him, and several scenes of a Russian watching Putin on television for several minutes at a time.
But I wonder how long it will be before some village idiot will give this ten stars and say it's the greatest movie ever, without really having watched it? Or how long will it take until that worthless little troll with two accounts rates down my comment, and any other comment he/ she finds on this page? "0 out of 2 people found this comment useful".