oscaralbert Review of Sanjay's Super Team

Sanjay's Super Team (2015)

A few months ago, Hawaiian Religion . . .

[8/10 · 5 December 2015]

. . . was the focus of an unannounced theatrical short, and today parents of dinosaur fan-kids were blind-sided in a similar fashion by this seven-minute explication of the Hindu Religion. Inserted as a preamble (or opening act) before THE GOOD DINOSAUR, SANJAY'S SUPER TEAM clearly is crafted to Proseltyse kids who play with Action Figures, tykes who view super hero TV shows, as well as any kid who's ever latched onto a video game joystick. Since America has become 10% Muslim practically overnight, it's likely to be another 15% Hindu by Tomorrow, as they try to keep up with the Farooks. As the World's Religions fight (sometimes with .223-calibre bullets and pipe bombs) for the Soul of Young America with theatrical action shorts, we'll soon be seeing entire Gospels condensed down to seven minutes, Passover wrapped up in five (with a couple minutes left over for a Circumcision clip), and no doubt another "Merrie Melodie" Infomercial delineating the separation of Shiite from Sunni during the First Millennium. America could use another Constitutional Amendment establishing the separation of Church and (my) State (theater, as well as the remaining U.S. movie screens)!