When my friend came into work one day, I knew something had changed within him. He was soulless and void of hope. I couldn't imagine what could have possibly happened to him! Cancer? Death in the family? Had he met Madonna? No! It was this (spit) film. I repeatedly asked him to tell me what it was about. Who was in it? Could it really be THAT bad!!?? He never gets angry, but that day he was broken. What is it about? "I don't know!!!" Well, what happens? "I don't know!!!!"
Eventually I agreed to watch it. My life will never be the same. I would rather watch the video tape from the Ring or become the back of the the human centipede then watch this soul destroying piece of crap. I wish I had read the other reviews before watching this! I wish I'd listened!!
Here's a spoiler! Nothing happens!!! The beginning isn't really a beginning because it's not connected to or relevant to the rest of the film. The middle is all the bits of other films that were cut out by the director and put together by a blind monkey while his organ grinder plays that awful French song sung by a random transvestite for no reason. The end...there IS NO END!!!
I was angry, I was transformed, I am no longer able to step inside a church or laugh without getting nose bleeds.
Finally we lent it to another colleague. She came in the next day unusually quiet. I asked her is she was OK but she was too angry to talk. I asked her if she'd seen the film and she told me to never mention it again!! She got up to make a tea and thought she'd missed the end of the film. No! There isn't one!!
This movie has bonded the three of us together forever, for we will never know the answers to the hundreds of questions this film creates! Who are these people? What are they doing? What is meant to be happening? Reading a plot summery just makes it more confusing somehow!!
Our favourite part, the end credits lists 3 actors and then says..."and many more!" Before fading to black! On the plus side...my mum liked it.
Eventually I agreed to watch it. My life will never be the same. I would rather watch the video tape from the Ring or become the back of the the human centipede then watch this soul destroying piece of crap. I wish I had read the other reviews before watching this! I wish I'd listened!!
Here's a spoiler! Nothing happens!!! The beginning isn't really a beginning because it's not connected to or relevant to the rest of the film. The middle is all the bits of other films that were cut out by the director and put together by a blind monkey while his organ grinder plays that awful French song sung by a random transvestite for no reason. The end...there IS NO END!!!
I was angry, I was transformed, I am no longer able to step inside a church or laugh without getting nose bleeds.
Finally we lent it to another colleague. She came in the next day unusually quiet. I asked her is she was OK but she was too angry to talk. I asked her if she'd seen the film and she told me to never mention it again!! She got up to make a tea and thought she'd missed the end of the film. No! There isn't one!!
This movie has bonded the three of us together forever, for we will never know the answers to the hundreds of questions this film creates! Who are these people? What are they doing? What is meant to be happening? Reading a plot summery just makes it more confusing somehow!!
Our favourite part, the end credits lists 3 actors and then says..."and many more!" Before fading to black! On the plus side...my mum liked it.