1/10
Where Were Bigfoot and Elvis?
26 May 2016
Warning: Spoilers
First three minutes into this mess and I already had my hand on the FF button. "Bunker" is a big old zombie turd from Germany. It seems two friends are trying to discover this "lost" bunker and everything else after that becomes a potluck of garbage. The main character spends just about the entire movie going up, then back down, the same set of stairs.

Shot in the form of a video game first-person shooter, this is just about as bad as it could get. From the one guy's martial artist expertise (nudge/nudge, wink/wink), to makeup that ends at the person's jawline, this one almost defies description. Could not stand either one of the guys; in fact, I would have liked to have slapped them both until my arms got tired, but I digress. It was a hoot to find out this was originally shot in 3D--couldn't tell you when those effects would have come into play. The one kicker in here is not only are there zombies in the bunker, but there is also an omnipotent alien, and Hitler himself! If they could have just included Bigfoot and Elvis, all would have been forgiven...

Rated "R" for ridiculous, the movie has some graphic violence, but not what you'd expect from a zombie movie. Skip it.
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