"The House Of The Dead" is only a few steps up from the quality of your average home movie. I guess in a way that's inspiring: if this movie can get distribution (and DVD printing), then why not yours? It's a four-part anthology: the first two parts (the teacher stalked by vampire kids, the camera-obsessed woman-killer) are a complete waste of time, the other two (the rival British and American detectives, the guy who gets trapped in an empty building) are slightly more tolerable, and the wraparound (the lead comes face to face with his fate) is actually decent, but three things they all have in common are poor production values, tedious scripting, and amateurish acting. * out of 4.
Review of The House of the Dead
