This is like the android version of The Lion King.
You exploited the touching father and son moment between Simba and Mufasa. Completely trashed it. It became absolutely meaningless. Where was the crying? Where was the "aha" moment? He was dead once, and then he magically, spiritually reconnected with grieving and guilt ridden Simba. THAT'S IT. It was a great plot twist that melted our hearts but it's over.
Milked it way too hard bro.
And now Kiara is being stampeded by large herbivores? It's like you stuck the original The Lion King in the DVD player and pressed reverse, Except this time, you bought it off the black market. Bt dubs, very inconsistent. Like, I don't know what family issues ya'll have, but I don't care if you're out there protecting the pride lands, you pitch up to your sister's coronation which featured in the lion king 2. And remember when Kiara wasn't allowed hunting, even when she was like 35 years old? So now she gets to go out culling gazelles? With her FRIENDS? Nah Fam, she was lonelier than the last chip in the Mac Donald's take away bag.
You know, I live in Africa, and I don't know how the animals over there in Trumpland look like, but they certainly don't look like a glitch in Zoo Tycoon. And where are the elephants? Oh, they were there? I couldn't tell cause all that was covering the screen were these massive blobs of WASTE. Also, what is this 'trying-too-hard' vocabulary that makes me want to strap Ariana Grande's new album to my ears? Like, we have 60+ official languages, so trust me, producers, we aren't that desperate for new ones. You're not even from the continent Africa, you can't just come along with your little yet very beautiful and respectful flag and claim the main lands. Ay-be-ka-bisa? Zoo-ka-zaba? THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN. IS THIS ANOTHER MARVEL TRASH MOVIE? NOOOO. IT'S AN ALL TIME CLASSIC FROM MY CHILDHOOD. That you have just ruined, Disney. Thanks.
Thanks for ruining my childhood.
You exploited the touching father and son moment between Simba and Mufasa. Completely trashed it. It became absolutely meaningless. Where was the crying? Where was the "aha" moment? He was dead once, and then he magically, spiritually reconnected with grieving and guilt ridden Simba. THAT'S IT. It was a great plot twist that melted our hearts but it's over.
Milked it way too hard bro.
And now Kiara is being stampeded by large herbivores? It's like you stuck the original The Lion King in the DVD player and pressed reverse, Except this time, you bought it off the black market. Bt dubs, very inconsistent. Like, I don't know what family issues ya'll have, but I don't care if you're out there protecting the pride lands, you pitch up to your sister's coronation which featured in the lion king 2. And remember when Kiara wasn't allowed hunting, even when she was like 35 years old? So now she gets to go out culling gazelles? With her FRIENDS? Nah Fam, she was lonelier than the last chip in the Mac Donald's take away bag.
You know, I live in Africa, and I don't know how the animals over there in Trumpland look like, but they certainly don't look like a glitch in Zoo Tycoon. And where are the elephants? Oh, they were there? I couldn't tell cause all that was covering the screen were these massive blobs of WASTE. Also, what is this 'trying-too-hard' vocabulary that makes me want to strap Ariana Grande's new album to my ears? Like, we have 60+ official languages, so trust me, producers, we aren't that desperate for new ones. You're not even from the continent Africa, you can't just come along with your little yet very beautiful and respectful flag and claim the main lands. Ay-be-ka-bisa? Zoo-ka-zaba? THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN. IS THIS ANOTHER MARVEL TRASH MOVIE? NOOOO. IT'S AN ALL TIME CLASSIC FROM MY CHILDHOOD. That you have just ruined, Disney. Thanks.
Thanks for ruining my childhood.