Review of Seaman

Seaman (1999 Video Game)
5/10
Big Fish Brother
22 January 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Before there was the modern snooping NSA, there was Seaman.

Yes, before people filled their houses full of internet connected devices with cameras and microphones, there was Seaman. Seaman was played on a console connected with a cable that supposedly just allowed you to download new games, but who knows when you deal with a game where the gay fish asked you such important questions as: your politics, your religion, and if you are having an affair, amongst other things.

One can only imagine what other things Seaman asked you: Do you own a gun? What kind of gun? Have you ever killed anybody? Do you smoke? Do you eat unhealthily? Who did you vote for? Did you pay your taxes and did you report all the income earned? Have you ever gotten it on with a member of the same sex, as Seaman has? Do you wet the bed? What's your credit card number? What's your social security number? Do you find Seaman sexually appealing?

It's tedious, boring, and ties up the system leaving you unable to use it for another game. Get a real fish. It doesn't ask you questions.
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