. . . deals with one of the most dreaded afflictions of the previous century, Hereditary Nymphomania. "You're not a woman--you're a disease!" Congressional Medal of Honor Winner Luke is forced to yell at his tart Rich Wife Valerie, who's indiscriminately Open Nightly. As Val takes on all comers in front of her impressionable young daughter Danny, the pivotal Bruce Dern-style scene from director Alfred Hitchcock's MARNIE is repeated. However, WHERE LOVE HAS GONE is far more explicit that Hitch's pulled punch, and also dispenses with the subsequent Reign of Boredom featuring red-tinted camera lenses. LOVE makes it clear that most if not all American men would stand in a line stretching around the block to have a go at Susan Hayward's Valerie, while MARNIE's Tippi Hedren would be lucky to attract ANY Yank to join Britain's Weird Al on his casting couch.
As the spawn of Corrupt Capitalist Plutocrat Bette Davis, Valerie's morals are as Deplorable as Iwanna Rump's. With Val's daughter Danny given over to Demonic Debauchery by Age 15, LOVE proves the necessity for a U.S. Constitutional Convention to REPEAL AND REPLACE that Rancid Racist 1700s Suicide Pact currently terrorizing all of us. This will allow the Red Commie KGB-controlled Rich People Party to be permanently outlawed and eradicated, just as Germany's Fourth Reich booted out the Nazis after World War Two. Lucifer's interchangeable Three C's--Communism, Capitalism, and Conservatism--will be banned in our New Constitution, as well as all Job-Killing Corporations (the Devil's Tools). Folks like Mrs. Hayden, Valerie, and Danny no longer will be allowed to corrupt or slay True Blue Loyal Patriotic Normal Union Label American Heroes such as Luke. If these Fat Cat One Per Centers fail to Self-Deport (taking a maximum of $16,000 Per Capita with them), the USA's New Founding Fathers will have to PURGE the laggards by Any and All Means Necessary. After a Seven Generation Cooling Off Period Up North, perhaps the weak genes Hot Pants Problem of Val and Danny will resolve itself.
As the spawn of Corrupt Capitalist Plutocrat Bette Davis, Valerie's morals are as Deplorable as Iwanna Rump's. With Val's daughter Danny given over to Demonic Debauchery by Age 15, LOVE proves the necessity for a U.S. Constitutional Convention to REPEAL AND REPLACE that Rancid Racist 1700s Suicide Pact currently terrorizing all of us. This will allow the Red Commie KGB-controlled Rich People Party to be permanently outlawed and eradicated, just as Germany's Fourth Reich booted out the Nazis after World War Two. Lucifer's interchangeable Three C's--Communism, Capitalism, and Conservatism--will be banned in our New Constitution, as well as all Job-Killing Corporations (the Devil's Tools). Folks like Mrs. Hayden, Valerie, and Danny no longer will be allowed to corrupt or slay True Blue Loyal Patriotic Normal Union Label American Heroes such as Luke. If these Fat Cat One Per Centers fail to Self-Deport (taking a maximum of $16,000 Per Capita with them), the USA's New Founding Fathers will have to PURGE the laggards by Any and All Means Necessary. After a Seven Generation Cooling Off Period Up North, perhaps the weak genes Hot Pants Problem of Val and Danny will resolve itself.