1/10
And I Thought The Mummy Was Bad...
21 June 2017
I will keep this one as short as I can. I was conflicted on even putting this review up but I figured I endured the brutal two plus hour running time so I figured I'd vent very briefly about this film. This is not even a movie. This is a CGI spectacle of epic proportions that succeeds as a mindless, action driven cartoon show made for a crowd of toddlers. I contemplated walking out after the first ten minutes in which a voice-over so horribly and distressingly bad overtakes a story set up that can only honestly have been concocted by an eight year old and written in crayon. The cast is exceptional on paper but ends up hitting every dull note in the book. Even the most hardcore of Tramsformers fans will have to dig deep to enjoy this one. If this is any indication of what passes for a summer blockbuster then I think the 2017 summer season is in big trouble. Watch at your own risk.
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