I've often considered Sharknado to be the worst movie franchise of all time and found myself delaying watching the 4th part and this right here is why.
I like Scyfy originals, I think they have a certain charm about them but the Sharknado movies are devoid of that and in it's place will it will stupidity, movie references and cameo appearances of z list celebrities on the downswing of their careers.
Once again 90 minutes of moronic scenes, ridiculous "action and humour that will appeal to nobody over the age of 9.
So far out of a potential 40pts they've acquired 4 from me and I just don't see the fifth and/or any subsequent sequels doing much better.
Just so very very dire.
The Good:
Kudos that the franchise has lasted this long
The "Hoff" is actually on form
The Bad:
It's a sharknado film
Pretty much everything
Tara Reid
Things I learnt from this movie:
If you are a company specialising in preventing sharknados it makes perfect sense to have a giant tank full of sharks outside
Male strippers can deflect sharks using nothing but their penis
Corey Taylor may be a flawless musician but his movie role choices suck
The pirate ship in Las Vegas is a real fully functional ship complete with real swords and working cannons
A 100ft by 50ft tank can hold hundreds if not thousands of fully grown sharks
The water from said tank is sufficient to flood a city and keep afloat an entire ship
Seth Rollins plans on super kicking a storm
It's a cownado!
I like Scyfy originals, I think they have a certain charm about them but the Sharknado movies are devoid of that and in it's place will it will stupidity, movie references and cameo appearances of z list celebrities on the downswing of their careers.
Once again 90 minutes of moronic scenes, ridiculous "action and humour that will appeal to nobody over the age of 9.
So far out of a potential 40pts they've acquired 4 from me and I just don't see the fifth and/or any subsequent sequels doing much better.
Just so very very dire.
The Good:
Kudos that the franchise has lasted this long
The "Hoff" is actually on form
The Bad:
It's a sharknado film
Pretty much everything
Tara Reid
Things I learnt from this movie:
If you are a company specialising in preventing sharknados it makes perfect sense to have a giant tank full of sharks outside
Male strippers can deflect sharks using nothing but their penis
Corey Taylor may be a flawless musician but his movie role choices suck
The pirate ship in Las Vegas is a real fully functional ship complete with real swords and working cannons
A 100ft by 50ft tank can hold hundreds if not thousands of fully grown sharks
The water from said tank is sufficient to flood a city and keep afloat an entire ship
Seth Rollins plans on super kicking a storm
It's a cownado!