The first Roller Blade Seven movie was awful, a travesty to cinema that failed on every front and I was in awe that it had not one but two sequels.
Being that I like to see things through I ventured forth into this second "Adventure" and was astounded to see that it was even worse.
All the original cast return and the film follows directly on from the events of the first. Thats where the good in this feature ends.
Once again the film is terribly filmed, awfully soundtracked, the fight scenes are laughable, a plot is barely present and the acting is school nativity play level.
I'm not one of "Those" guys who claims nobody could possibly like a film and those who give it a 10 are shills but on this occasion I'd put money on it.
Return of the Roller Blade Seven is an education in how NOT to make a movie.
The Good:
Nope!
The Bad:
First chunk of the movie is a recap of the previous film
Acting so bad it almost makes it feel like a comedy
More repeating scenes
Fight scenes are hilariously bad
Barely a plot
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
It's customary to have your samurai sword on you when taking a dip in the Jacuzzi.........along with all your clothes
There is this thing called the darkside, highly original stuff
Even the worst movies can have sequels when the moon aligns with every other planet at the same time as a 40 year old virgin wishes upon a shooting star
Being that I like to see things through I ventured forth into this second "Adventure" and was astounded to see that it was even worse.
All the original cast return and the film follows directly on from the events of the first. Thats where the good in this feature ends.
Once again the film is terribly filmed, awfully soundtracked, the fight scenes are laughable, a plot is barely present and the acting is school nativity play level.
I'm not one of "Those" guys who claims nobody could possibly like a film and those who give it a 10 are shills but on this occasion I'd put money on it.
Return of the Roller Blade Seven is an education in how NOT to make a movie.
The Good:
Nope!
The Bad:
First chunk of the movie is a recap of the previous film
Acting so bad it almost makes it feel like a comedy
More repeating scenes
Fight scenes are hilariously bad
Barely a plot
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
It's customary to have your samurai sword on you when taking a dip in the Jacuzzi.........along with all your clothes
There is this thing called the darkside, highly original stuff
Even the worst movies can have sequels when the moon aligns with every other planet at the same time as a 40 year old virgin wishes upon a shooting star