Review of Jackals

Jackals (I) (2017)
1/10
What the f$$$ did I just watch?
3 January 2018
Where do I start? Frankly, I'm angry at myself for not reading reviews first before paying my money to go see this abomination. Have you ever seen a movie so bad that you thought you're being punked and at any moment someone's going to step from behind the screen and say: gotcha!! Well multiply that feeling by ten.

Ohh man, this film sucks. Holy sh*t it sucks so bad my cousin dozed off during the first ten minutes. I was like: let him sleep to avoid the torture I was going through.

The characters - I don't think you can call them that - are so naive, so one dimensional, so stupid, you'd wanna throw up when they speak.

The plot - if ever there was one - is so faulty, so bad, so bland, so utterly dumb that your IQ score will drop dramatically after seeing this film.

If you value your money, do not pay to see this insult to your intelligence.

Midway through the movie, I woke my cousin up, gave a big middle finger to the cinema screen, and went the f$%k home.

My cousin asked me what the movie was like. I replied: TORTURE.
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